There's a met office weather warning out at the moment. It expires at 23:59 tonight. So at 00:00, as the dellzeqq hand of power stops six lanes of traffic at Hyde Park Corner, the wind and rain will cease and you will merely splash through the puddles as you wend Whitstablewards, thanking the good lord for the mudguards you thoughtfully attached to your bikes.
The Baptist Union and the Girls' Brigade are both based in Didcot. So we have proof positive, at long last, that God is a liberal who hates single-sex organisations. Winnersh, meanwhile, according to wikipedia, boasts a kebab van, which "used to be known for its excellent chili sauce".
Can you tell I'm ever-so-slightly ambivalent about having scratched?