Lisa21
Mooching.............
- Location
- North Wales
The Polite way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach
good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
nice young lady, how would you tell her that you
have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
; The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be
rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to
go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not
very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said, 'I would say:
'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted....
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach
good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
nice young lady, how would you tell her that you
have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
; The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be
rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to
go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not
very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said, 'I would say:
'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted....
None of the teachers I know would have fainted at that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
