Huge hole opens up in the middle of the M1....

[Salty seadog]

......police are looking into it.....

 

[Archie_tect]

Thieves have stolen an articulated lorry loaded with 650 Armitage Shanks toilets parked outside Stratford's Theatre Royal, at this stage police have nothing to go on.

 

[Angry Blonde]

I fell out with my sat nav, i told it to get lost, it told me where to go !!

 

[Globalti]

There's been a collision in Newcastle between a truck filled with tortoises and a truck filled with terrapins. Tyne and Wear Police say it's a turtle disaster.

 

[PeteXXX]

A truck carrying strawberries ran into a sugar tanker causing massive jams....
Police spokespersonsaid that passing drivers are likely to stick to the hard shoulder.

 

[matiz]

Police dog kennels raided by burglars spokesman says they have no leads at the moment

 

[shouldbeinbed]

My local ice cream man has been found dead covered in chocolate sauce and sugar sprinkles.

Police think he topped himself

 

[Markymark]

An articulated lorry carrying hair products has crashed in a hit-n-run on the motorway shedding its load. The police are said to be combing the area.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

A boat carrying red paint has collided with a boat carrying blue paint, police said everyone was marooned.

 

[welsh dragon]

Police have charged a local man with burglary, after they found his false leg which was tangled up in razor wire. Police say he didn't have a leg to stand on

 

[Markymark]

A lorry carrying Vicks Vapour has overturned on the M6. Police say there will be no congestion for up to 6 hours.

 

[pplpilot]

I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.

 

[swee'pea99]

A lorry carrying fitness equipment turned over on the M1 causing a massive tailback. People said it was sheer traffic of weights.

 

[Rooster1]

A glue tanker on the motorway has shed its load. Drivers are advised to stick to the inside lane.

 

[slowwww]

Police arrested two teenagers yesterday, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other off.