I cycle because... (complete the sentence)

I like it...

But also because I eat an industrial quantity of cake.

...i dislike people and it enables me to get off the beaten track away from the glare of humans

because I've lost my cycling mojo and I'm trying to find it.

The combination of lycra and shaved legs is a surefire hit with the ladies








Isn't it?

because i was a fat b--t--d and needed to loose weight

of the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww factor

Thats brilliant....... you can stop and mash a mug of tea along the way!

...........because my work has me sitting in a car all day, my bike gives me some freedom that the car never can.

plus I was a bit of a fat bloater..........................