If you could ask your pet a question

[beanzontoast]

Cat - why do you insist on catching mice and bringing them into the house to play with when you have a nice garden where you could play with them?

 

[red_tom]

Cat 1 - What are those invisible things you are always staring at?

Cat 2 - Just how good is catnip then?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cat - why do you insist on catching mice and bringing them into the house to play with when you have a nice garden where you could play with them?

Yeah and why always leave a few bits on the landing afterwards for us to stand on - this morning it was that kidney shaped bit, a leg and the tail - couldn't you manage a whole mouse?

 

[beanzontoast]

Yeah and why always leave a few bits on the landing afterwards for us to stand on - this morning it was that kidney shaped bit, a leg and the tail - couldn't you manage a whole mouse?

You too? Looks just like a baked bean, doesn't it?

 

[Hover Fly]

I would ask my 2 year old weimy, Maximus, "wots it like to lick your own arse? And wot makes you do it again and again and again and again..........

It's to get the taste of dog food out of his mouth.

 

[Globalti]

I'd ask our cat: "Who is he and how many times a week? And whose food are you stealing to make you so fat?"

 

[MePower]

It's to get the taste of dog food out of his mouth.

...or, to make the dog food seem better?

 

[punkypossum]

I would want to know what the cat does when he is out all night and who he keeps fighting with to result in constant scabs and torn ears!

 

[allen-uk]

Dear Cat,

Do you worry about me dying as much as I worry about you dying? I really hope you don't.

Love from him.


A.