Man Convicted of Molesting Bicycle Seats.

[thePig]

It is a strange world we live in. I like my bike.....but not quite this much.

The man, who claimed his mental state was “confused” at the time, targeted the bikes of women he was attracted to and after they had parked them and left. He would then slash their tyres and rub himself against their saddles for sexual gratification.

The full story is available here

 

[domtyler]

Dayvo maybe?

 

[Twenty Inch]

How can you molest an inanimate object?

 

[Milo]

Pass me that chair and il show you.

 

[Mortiroloboy]

I've heard of sniffing ladies bike saddles When I get reincarnated, I'm coming back as a ladies bike saddle!

 

[Maz]

When I get reincarnated, I'm coming back as a ladies bike saddle!

You can't do that.
Reincarnation is when you die and come back as a tin of condensed milk.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Pass me that chair and il show you.

If he turns it upside down, then he can show you with three close friends.

 

[Milo]

someone would buy it.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

how much were their tyres?

 

[Mr Pig]

There was a guy convicted of having sex with his bicycle last year, remember that? I think it was in Scotland.

 

[Rab]

There was a guy convicted of having sex with his bicycle last year, remember that? I think it was in Scotland.

Yes there was, in Ayr, a friend/drinking buddy of my joiner who was working on my house extension at the time

 

[Danny]

I've heard of sniffing ladies bike saddles

You sure you're not speaking from personal experience

 

[Mr Pig]

Yes there was, in Ayr

I thought it was terrible. I mean ok, it was a bit pervy etc, but the guy was in his own room with the door closed. What harm was he doing?

 

[Milo]

What I want to know is how do you give a bike one?

 

[Mr Pig]

Couldn't get my head round that myself. Although I didn't try too hard! ;0)