Names that make you snigger.

[HLaB]

I had to get some information from Peter Cockhead; I chose to email him as I don't think I'd remained serious on the phone.

 

[Pottsy]

I used to work with a Digby Christmas. Apparently quite a few Christmas' out towards Essex or East Anglia way I believe from watching QI the other evening.

My surname is Potts so I've always though Jack would be a good name for a boy (well he might be lucky).

Oh and I really did have a customer called Michael Hunt who never shortened his name, ever.

 

[Kirstie]

You need this book. My brother got it for christmas and we were in hysterics for hours.

 

[Chuffy]

You need this book. My brother got it for christmas and we were in hysterics for hours.

There's a copy in our bog. Buried under a pile of Viz...

 

[mikeitup]

used to have a guy work at our place.

Mike Hunt.

Classic or what

 

[Maz]

We had a Helmut self-gratification artist.

 

[4F]

used to have a guy work at our place.

Mike Hunt.

Classic or what

Yeah I get regular e mails from a Mike Hunt and we used to have someone in our Hong Kong office called Sammy shoot

 

[threefingerjoe]

Richard Fiddler

Never liked having his first name shortened, so naturally everybody did just to wind him up.

Same with a fellow I worked with named Richard Head.

 

[Keith Oates]

Out here I have to deal with a lady in the Hanoi office and she's called Ms. Fuch. One of the secretary's here is called Ms. Bich.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cisamcgu]

When I lived in Tonga there were many "odd" names, the the best I ever came across was "Floorshow Mahoni" - He had been the head boy of the school I taught in a few years previously.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

anyone remember an irish cabinet minister called dick spring?

 

[papercorn2000]

I used to work with a Digby Christmas. Apparently quite a few Christmas' out towards Essex or East Anglia way I believe from watching QI the other evening.

My surname is Potts so I've always though Jack would be a good name for a boy (well he might be lucky).

Oh and I really did have a customer called Michael Hunt who never shortened his name, ever.

Four bloody pages and I'm still beaten to it!
I used to work in a call centre and we worked from sheets that had the potential customer's names under their phone number. I had dialled the number and was looking to see the name just as he picked up. Needless to say, I couldn't sit up for about 5 minutes and had to put the phone down on him. The sheet was then pinned to the staffroom wall for all to see!

 

[phaedrus]

I once worked beside a guy named Goodwillie. One day he got a phone call from a Miss Honeybun...true!

 

[KristyA]

I used to go to school with a girl called Ellie Olliphant! And another, which was an almost...I used to date a guy called Mark Christie and if I would have married him I would have been Kristy Christie!!!

 

[PaulB]

Mandy Cox-Hooker.