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Tetedelacourse

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ALl drug taking cyclists have a "familiar" called a Domestique.

You put the rider on a stool in the middle of an open area and wait until the domestique approaches, thus proving guilt conclusively.
 
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Noodley

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Cunobelin said:
You put the rider on a stool in the middle of an open area....

How about a number of stools are placed at Place de la Concorde and the clean riders on the Tour can go round and round them until they voluntarily throw themselves into the Seine and drown. Or float...and we know what that means.
 
Noodley said:
How about a number of stools are placed at Place de la Concorde and the clean riders on the Tour can go round and round them until they voluntarily throw themselves into the Seine and drown. Or float...and we know what that means.
Damn fine idea. I wonder if future Tour winner Andy Schleck will be among the floatees?
 
Sorry, I meant Frank Schleck. ;)
 
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andy_wrx said:
I do like Frank Schleck.

If she comes Trick or Treating to my door next week, I'll certainly invite her in.
- particularly if she brings her own Boddingtons...

I was thinking that myself - I may have pointed at her should she have passed by ;)
 
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