Ordered a CD from Amazon Marketpkace...

[Saluki]

Oooh nasty.

That's just mean

 

[MacB]

All makes sense to me as, you order something that will encourage you to kill yourself and, as it's out of stock, they send you an equally valid replacement.

Stop dragging your heels 3BM and get on with it

 

[Markymark]

It's like when I used to go to the newsagents to buy a broad sheet newspaper and would accidentally come back with some gentlemen's literature, all a terrible mix-up you see.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

All makes sense to me as, you order something that will encourage you to kill yourself and, as it's out of stock, they send you an equally valid replacement.

Stop dragging your heels 3BM and get on with it

The books are OK, I've speed read one as Crax was desperate for some meal planning assistance, be onto the other one in a bit, Rockymountain's got them next but I'm sure he'll pass them onto you afterwards. How's it going with your new boyfriend?

 

[MacB]

The books are OK, I've speed read one as Crax was desperate for some meal planning assistance, be onto the other one in a bit, Rockymountain's got them next but I'm sure he'll pass them onto you afterwards. How's it going with your new boyfriend?

Sorry, I've got nothing

 

[Profpointy]

It's like when I used to go to the newsagents to buy a broad sheet newspaper and would accidentally come back with some gentlemen's literature, all a terrible mix-up you see.

Is the traditional excuse "I buy it for the racing"
(Keneth Horne circa 1970)

 

[Crackle]

Ok, here's a quote from the tome -

I (Ashley, that is) stuffed a big bite of blueberry muffin in my mouth and concentrated on staring at my carrot sticks.

Edit; I jabbed at a plate of macaroni and cheese...

Doesn't say she ate any of it.

It's not sounding good to me. Mind you I might jab at a plate of macaroni cheese, give the dog the carrot sticks and eat the muffin. At least she's trying.

 

[Black Country Ste]

Years ago I ordered a couple of Electric Wizard albums (think Black Sabbath at half tempo and twice the volume). Amazon sent me Motown compilations. Thanks, but no.

 

[ufkacbln]

I have some bad news

I have some very bad news

In fact I have some "you may all want to sit down and pour yourselves a strong cup of tea" type bad news

There is a third one, it is in fact Mary-Kate, Ashley and Elizabeth

... but I think Elizabeth does eat things...

 

[Ganymede]

I have some bad news

I have some very bad news

In fact I have some "you may all want to sit down and pour yourselves a strong cup of tea" type bad news

There is a third one, it is in fact Mary-Kate, Ashley and Elizabeth

... but I think Elizabeth does eat things...

Is she auditioning for True Blood?

 

[brodiej]

Ah
I bought a James Blunt CD last week...... It was only 1p

You were robbed!

 

[ufkacbln]

Is she auditioning for True Blood?

Is that a programme where people with immaculate dentistry take aggressive chunks out of different types of bread?

 

[Ganymede]

Is that a programme where people with immaculate dentistry take aggressive chunks out of different types of bread?

I think so....

 

[ufkacbln]

So Mary Berry is in True Blood?

 

[Peteaud]

So Mary Berry is in True Blood?

No she is in the Living Dead.