Phrases that can Chill your Blood

[cookiemonster]

Mine is -

'Let's start with an icebreaker activity.'


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[ColinJ]

"Colin - is there any chance that you might be pregnant?"

(I understood the obscure joke, but my anxious sister didn't. Pregnant women can get false positive results in blood tests for clotting. Maybe my moobs had confused the A&E doctor...?)

 

[Drago]

"And new in at number one...Barry Manilow!"

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Hi, I’m @welsh dragon your new neighbour

 

[Punkawallah]

PowerPoint.

 

[Bazzer]

"Let's go around the table and introduce ourselves."

 

[theclaud]

Rail Replacement Bus Service

 

[markemark]

My mum rang and she wants to….

 

[biggs682]

Team bonding

 

[Dave 123]

It’ll only take 5 minutes…..

 

[PeteXXX]

What can possibly go wrong..

 

[Wixsteman]

I was thinking….

 

[Deleted User]

Call out starts tomorrow!

 

[Drago]

"And now, a party political broadcast on behalf of the [insert favoured brand of politcal muppetry here] party."

"Tonights episode of Murder Deathkill Hardman Squad has been cancelled. In its place we have repeats from the 2016 series of Strictly Come Dancing."

Vegetarian Menu.

Alcohol Free.

 

[Venod]

Right, through and off.