Phrases that can Chill your Blood

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

"I'll give you one piece of advice on tattoos"

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Slightly not on topic


but when people 'explain' something but they are constantly nodding when they are talking - just to drive home the FACT they what they are saying is totally correct

 

[lazybloke]

"Organ meats" is a bit disturbing

 

[classic33]

"Please hold the line."
Twenty minutes later you're still "holding the line".

 

[captain nemo1701]

'I've got nothing against gay people...but...'

From Jeff Wayne's War of The Worlds:...' this time the heat ray sent them to oblivion...'

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

'I've got nothing against gay people...but...'

From Jeff Wayne's War of The Worlds:...' this time the heat ray sent them to oblivion...'

"I don't mind < insert group > but" "I've nothing against < insert > but" is almost always guaranteed to be a pre-requisite sentence for some sort of phobia, general hatred, racism, sexism, ageism or generally wholly misinformed opinion.

Otherwise known as the Daily Heil comments section

 

[steveindenmark]

Can you just......

 

[Drago]

Alec Baldwin has a gun!!!

 

[sheddy]

The conservative MP for...

 

[Bike Tyson]

And after the weather "Mrs Brown's Boys"

 

[Bike Tyson]

“I serenaded her on my digital piano.”

 

[a.twiddler]

"I don't mind < insert group > but" "I've nothing against < insert > but" is almost always guaranteed to be a pre-requisite sentence for some sort of phobia, general hatred, racism, sexism, ageism or generally wholly misinformed opinion.

Otherwise known as the Daily Heil comments section

Too true.

 

[PaulB]

"And the nation's two-week firebreak of closures begins on...."

 

[bagpuss]

When the missus says ,I am going clothes shopping and I think you should come as well .

 

[ClichéGuevara]

"I now pronounce you man and wife"