Planet X delivery?

[Joe24]

wait.... the £3 and a half P bike?

How much is it now?

well its £3.09 and a half p, but i took that tape off so scratch that.
My grips are £8.68 or something, so its that.
But, i did build one up for £3.09 and a half p so thats still a target

 

[Will1985]

Where does the half p come in Joe? Ha'pennies were abolished at the end of 1984!

 

[Joe24]

Where does the half p come in Joe? Ha'pennies were abolished at the end of 1984!

Bar tape cost me £7.18, i only used one roll so i halfed the price, because its only right.

 

[Noodley]

Where does the half p come in Joe? Ha'pennies were abolished at the end of 1984!

He only used half a packet of bar tape or something like that so split the cost. Joe and logic are not well acquainted....

 

[Will1985]

He only used half a packet of bar tape or something like that so split the cost. Joe and logic are not well acquainted....

You mean Joe and maths?!?

£7.18/2=£3.59

 

[Joe24]

He only used half a packet of bar tape or something like that so split the cost. Joe and logic are not well acquainted....

Look, if you bought a set of tyres for example. You used one on one bike, and one on another. Would you add the cost of the 2 tyres to just one bike, or split it between the 2?
You would split it between the 2, you know you would do



Fancy buying any Charge bar tape?

 

[Joe24]

You mean Joe and maths?!?

£7.18/2=£3.59

Hang on...............
How much is charge bar tape?

 

[Will1985]

Joe, let's say your bar tape cost £7.18 as you wrote earlier....

If I were to buy the 2nd roll off you (and I'm not), I would not pay £3.59. For a start, the moment you bought it, the item will have depreciated in value - let's say 20%, then as you opened the packet you decrease the value even more...so what started as £3.59 might now only be worth £1.50. I bet you used the bar end plugs too!!

Therefore, the cost to you for the bar tape on your bike has now become £5.68

 

[Joe24]

Joe, let's say your bar tape cost £7.18 as you wrote earlier....

If I were to buy the 2nd roll off you (and I'm not), I would not pay £3.59. For a start, the moment you bought it, the item will have depreciated in value - let's say 20%, then as you opened the packet you decrease the value even more...so what started as £3.59 might now only be worth £1.50. I bet you used the bar end plugs too!!

Therefore, the cost to you for the bar tape on your bike has now become £5.68

Well maybe.
The bar end plugs are now in the spares box.
So for you Will, ill sell you a brand new roll of Charge Bar tape and end plugs for £3.09.
And, ill throw in the box of the bar tape which is a good read, and send you my autograph aswell for you to sell on ebay some time.

 

[Noodley]

The bar end plugs are now in the spares box.
So for you Will, ill sell you a brand new roll of Charge Bar tape and end plugs for £3.09.

What about the postage and packing costs? This bike isn't gonna be so cheap after all

 

[Joe24]

What about the postage and packing costs? This bike isn't gonna be so cheap after all

Ill hand deliver it

 

[Noodley]

Ill hand deliver it

It gets worse. What about your valuable time, wear and tear, etc.

In fact, can you provide details of your alleged costs for the rest of the bike for further scrutiny

 

[Joe24]

It gets worse. What about your valuable time, wear and tear, etc.

In fact, can you provide details of your alleged costs for the rest of the bike for further scrutiny

Evans cycles recipt for the bar tape?
Thats all i got, everything else i was given

Valuble time and wear and tear? Its just a spot of training going via somewhere and i happen to have bar tape on me which i by chance sell.

 

[Piemaster]

Evans cycles recipt for the bar tape?
Thats all i got, everything else i was given

You forgot to add "I didn't break any parlimentary expenses bike build cost rules"