Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Speicher is more of a bottomless brunch kind of girl, that explains why her local Wetherspoons needs daily prosecco deliveries.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

stephec got banned from the Met Office when he claimed his weather spoons were a better predictor than looking out of the window

 

[Moon bunny]

650 is an expert on the “feel” of different brands of vintage toilet paper.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MB's favourite is Izal. "Shiny side is best for spreading it all around" she says.

 

[stephec]

26 always uses cheapo Tesco value finger through toilet roll, but he keeps a roll of Andrex that he puts out when the vicar comes round for tea.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec knows that the vicar is extremely polite because he (or she) never asks why there is a toilet roll on the tea tray.

 

[stephec]

Even when the vicar isn't round for tea Speicher always blames it on the dog.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph masquerades as a vicar for free tea and scones.

 

[lazybloke]

26x25 actually has only one dimension

 

[PaulSecteur]

After watchin Dumbo and thinking it was a documentary, Lazybloke has put considerable effort into training his ears to wiggle, all in an effort to save a few kwid on Easyjet fares by being able to fly himself.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS has grown a beard and practises cheesy grins and smarminess so he can fly Rylan Air.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TbT isn't stupid, but even now, he thinks it's illegal to fart at a petrol station because you'll explode.




"... Clean - Up at Pump 3!"

 

[Speicher]

MDB went to a petrol station to buy some essential items. He could not decide which biscuits to buy.

Then he just grabbed a random selection of biscuits and said

"Diesel do!"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB went to a petrol station to buy some essential items. He could not decide which biscuits to buy.

Then he just grabbed a random selection of biscuits and said

"Diesel do!"

Speicher talks a lot of Gas - She's an expert on the U.S. oil industry!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Talking of Oil, MDB is often heard to mutter "Whale Oil Beef Hooked"