Post a lie about the poster above.

[Nihal]

Arjimlad's Mort's medical license as a plastic surgeon was take away for the use of molten lego blocks instead of botox.The medical officer was not impressed with her blue tits.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky puts chilli powder on everything. Ouch!

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky cries the tears of a clown, when there's no-one around.

 

[Ludwig]

Rockymountain has been arrested on suspicion of duvet snatching. This follows a 6 month undercover operation

 

[Speicher]

There is a large contingent of television crews outside Ludwig's house. They will be giving blanket coverage of his attempt to change his duvet cover later today.

 

[TVC]

Speicher stars in Baywatch.

She watches all her neighbours through her bay window.

 

[Moon bunny]

The Velvet Curtain's training for the world Split-the-kipper championship is going well.

 

[Nihal]

Moonbunny's practice sessions for the "Share-your-cake" contest is not going well.

 

[TVC]

Rocky has North London's finest collection of Victorian carpet beaters. Well North London's only collection of Victorian carpet beaters

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky has North London's finest collection of Victorian carpet beaters. Well North London's only collection of Victorian carpet beaters

TVC has been known to utilise a carpet beater from time to time, but the less said about that the better.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh, you can't beat a good carpet.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's carpet burns are finally healing up.

 

[colly]

Tosh and his pals are working on as deck hands just now. That makes them semen seamen

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly used to be a purser on the Isle of Man Ferry... he could often be seen pumping out the bilge.

 

[TVC]

Archie is constantly pumping out bilge in the internet.