Stupid sayings you use ?

[Aperitif]

When explaining something I try hard not to conclude by saying
"...and Robert's your Mother's brother!"

I can't help myself...

 

[PaulB]

If I ever see a man in a red or blue blazer, I have to shout, "There's a child crying in chalet 14."

Also, although it doesn't happen too often, if I ever hear anyone saying the name, Kuala Lumpur, I have an uncontrollable urge to yell, "Stick it up your jumper." Mind you, you'd have to be mad not to have that compulsion. Wouldn't you

 

[just jim]

When I help get tops off and P.Js on at bedtime for the wee ones I say " hands up like a soldier". My mum used to say that to me, now I say it to them for the sake of world peace. Or something.

 

[yello]

When explaining something I try hard not to conclude by saying
"...and Robert's your Mother's brother!"

I have the same problem with "Bob's your auntie"

Just remembered another... "the world's your lobster"

 

[gbb]

On hearing someone tell a 'tall story' my first wife used to say "he lies like a flat fish"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I use that one too...as well as ..
'You lie like a cheap persian rug'

 

[red_tom]

'He is in the belly of that steel beast'

(in the manner of John Rhys-Davis' charater fromt he Indiana Jones series) when someone is in a car.

 

[red_tom]

if I ever hear anyone saying the name, Kuala Lumpur

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