Taking payment to break the law. Would you do it?

[glenn forger]

You want the money launderers' favourite, the monkey in euros, the €500 Euro note. One side pannier stuffed with them, you're looking at half a mil easy.

 

[glenn forger]

(Half a mil is 2.2k in monkey notes, about the size of a box of shredded wheat. The note's been banned partly for reasons of shady laundering)

 

[ClichéGuevara]

You're only supposed to blow the bloody Dawes off.

FTFY.