The Death Clock. When are you going to die?

[zimzum42]

Friday, October 25, 2024

balls to that. i reckon it's artificially low to get you to click that link....

 

[MadoneRider1991]

29th may 2065 lol

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Sunday, December 2, 2057 .

Anyone who wants to steal my identity must be a very desperate person indeed

 

[beanzontoast]

Saturday November 1 2031.

I'll miss Bonfire Night then... but at least the Christmas shopping will have been completed 2 months before!

 

[yello]

Bye all....

Friday, February 17, 2012

...loada bleedin' wallop of cod.

my prediction is that you'll all have your identities half-inched sometime this afternoon

Entirely possible. My network was FIN scanned last night, the firewall claims to have blocked it but who really knows?

 

[Aint Skeered]

July 27th 2058
98 years old. Better shift a bit more weight then, as I was aiming around the 110 mark

 

[bikie]

If I am pessimistic 27 November 2026

If I am optimistic 27 April 2067

41 years difference

Unfortunately my glass is always half empty

 

[dan_bo]

Gordon Bennet i've got to hang around for another 56 years!

 

[postman]

2023,November.

Thats the year Liverpool win the Premier League Title. Ha Ha .

 

[tyred]

2028. I'll be 49.

Or I can 13 years by being an optimist.

Or I can add a further 3 years by stopping smoking. Hardly worth the hassle.

 

[ChrisKH]

2037!!!

Sod that, I'd better put some more miles in and extend my lifespan. I want to be able to do sub 25 on a TT when I'm 75. Perhaps that's what will kill me.

 

[Lazy-Commuter]

30 Jan 2059 .. I'll be 90, so I'm happy with that.

 

[zimzum42]

If I am pessimistic 27 November 2026

If I am optimistic 27 April 2067

41 years difference

Unfortunately my glass is always half empty

I dropped my glass and it broke....

I have 15 years to live.....

 

[Hover Fly]

23rd Sept. 2014. That's when the asteroid hits.

 

[Dayvo]

Thursday, November 10, 2033

I like the way it advertises losing 9 lbs in 17 days!

If you're unlucky, it'll be your total body weight immediately!