The Football.....

[ianrauk]

Oh my word that was a sweet goal... very well taken
Half time
Slovakia 2-0 Russia

 

[Stephenite]

If Slovakia are better than Russia, and Wales are better than Slovakia, then England are going to struggle over the next two games.

 

[mark st1]

If Slovakia are better than Russia, and Wales are better than Slovakia, then England are going to struggle over the next two games.

Think our only hope is if the Russian fans start cracking skulls with 5 mins left and get booted out of the tournament.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

If Slovakia are better than Russia, and Wales are better than Slovakia, then England are going to struggle over the next two games.

There's probably a phrase that's used to describe why that logic is not necessarily correct - if there is, I am too dumb to know it, but at the very least I hope it is wrong.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

From The Mash

Bjork going to f**k Ronaldo up

ICELANDIC singer Bjork is flying to France to kick Cristiano Ronaldo’s arse, police have confirmed.

The singer, famous for her precision takedown of a journalist at Bangkok Airport in 1996, has promised to “fark up Ronaldo like Iceland’s volcanic emissions fark up flights” for his disparaging remarks about her home country.


Bjork said: “I’ll show him a small mentality. By the time I’m finished with that preening bitch you’ll be able to fit what’s left in a puffin.

“Using all my best moves, from slamming his head against a concrete floor to a full performance of challenging electronica about my divorce.

“Gonna do to you what our left-wing socialist government does to bankers. Yeah you better run.”

Ronaldo said: “I offer a full and frank apology for my intemperate and erroneous comments.

“I now accept that Iceland were the better team, that I am nothing but a spoilt, gelled child, and that Portugal has never produced a successful international music act.

“We are good for nothing but cork.”

Here's another pic' of her - she is smiling for a change.

 

[Dayvo]

Slovakia got the result the whole of Europe (excluding Russia, of course), and possibly the world, wanted.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Team 1 plays team 2 - team 1 wins - team 1 is strongest - agreed?
Team 3 plays team 4 and they draw - 3 and 4 are equal - agreed?
Team 2 plays team 4 - team 2 wins - team 2 is strongest - agreed?
So, I would say looking at the above, team 1 are the strongest, team 2 second, team 3 third, and team 4 fourth?

Agreed?

No.

Team 3 are the strongest.....


According to everyone I work with.....

 

[Dayvo]

Slovakia got the result the whole of Europe (excluding Russia, of course), and possibly the world, wanted.

Russia are the new Millwall.

 

[Smokin Joe]

It might not be crap football which has England taking an early trip home -

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/15/england-and-russia-fans-brawl-in-lille-at-euro-2016

 

[Dayvo]

I really can't see how the World Cup in Russia in 2018 can take place there.

It would be chaotic and a massive, violent brawl.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I really can't see how the World Cup in Russia in 2018 can take place there.

It would be chaotic and a massive, violent brawl.

i blame Sepp and his mates

 

[AM1]

Woy Wodgsons reaction after being asked what are Engerlands chances are of 'Doing Something'

 

[mark st1]

Hardly. Our best bet is to beat Wales and Slovakia

Well that would be ideal. However with Russia looking to be the poorest team in the group the future doesn't look to rosey. Fingers crossed

 

[Smokin Joe]

I really can't see how the World Cup in Russia in 2018 can take place there.

It would be chaotic and a massive, violent brawl.

Logistically difficult, politically a powder keg. Think of all those bribes that would have to be repaid.

 

[mark st1]

I really can't see how the World Cup in Russia in 2018 can take place there.

It would be chaotic and a massive, violent brawl.

There was a journalist on Talksport on Tuesday saying the hooligans will behave as acting up in there own turf would bring shame to the whole country. Also that the "secret police" will visit the ring leaders and remind them of what will happen if they don't behave. Not sure I'd be keen to go though