vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
It had better be a good looking sheep.
It is when it's got its lipstick on.
It had better be a good looking sheep.
If you set your mind to it, with a bit of capital and a bit of patience you could probably make a lot of money. Move in, buy your neighbours' houses at the brutally-depressed prices resulting from your residency, then move out (to another non-diverse street) and sell. Repeat. As you takings increased you could probably move steadily upmarket, which would probably also speed up the turnaround. Win-win! You win, and then you win again! I should be an entrepreneur really...I think I missed my vocation.I think I single-handedly devalued the house prices when we moved in
If you set your mind to it, with a bit of capital and a bit of patience you could probably make a lot of money.
Move in, buy your neighbours' houses at the brutally-depressed prices resulting from your residency
Hijacked by a tragic double act you meanDo you ever get he feeling your thread has been hijacked by a comedy double act?
I swallowed it once................no really I did. I could feel it lodged in my nethers after a couple of days and had to get the doctor to see what could be done. Suitably rubber gloved he bent me over and had a look to see what he could do.
''I can't see it'' he said
''Well I can see you'' I replied.
*jots this down for the Miss Goodbody biography I'm working on*I swallowed it once................no really I did. I could feel it lodged in my nethers after a couple of days and had to get the doctor to see what could be done. Suitably rubber gloved he bent me over and had a look to see what he could do.