Things you have misheard or misread

[Dogtrousers]

Madonna La Isla Bonita…..Young girl with eyes like potatoes

Is that the one that goes "Last night I dreamt of some bagels."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Is that the one that goes "Last night I dreamt of some bagels."

Bagels or Beagles? 😆

 

[Dogtrousers]

Bagels or Beagles? 😆

Bagels of course Madonna dreaming of beagles would be a bit weird.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Is that the one that goes "Last night I dreamt of some bagels."

I recall a version that went

"I've got a kink for Swarfega
Ooh it's so soft and green and it gets you clean"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I recall a version that went

"I've got a kink for Swarfega
Ooh it's so soft and green and it gets you clean"

Sang to the tune of 'Marina' in Captain Scarlet (I think)

SWARFEEEEGAAA, lovely Swarfeeeegaaa...'

 

[DRM]

Is that the one that goes "Last night I dreamt of some bagels."

Yes it is, also "drop a goolie i will see"

 

[Mike_P]

At a very formal meeting a few years back I was asked a question and was completely flooded by hearing "advert" when in fact the speaker was saying "a verb". Possibly best I thought it was "advert" as the question when translated to me later by a colleague I would have been no wiser on a reply.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Bagels of course Madonna dreaming of beagles would be a bit weird.

Well she is bit weird…

 

[bruce1530]

Daughter just back from hairdressers.
Grandson in tears.
“What’s wrong?”
“Mummy says her hair has died”

 

[Chris S]

I heard the lyrics to 'Treat her like a lady' as, "I like popping and nose picking."
They're actually, "Now I like openin' doors, Pickin' ..."

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