Nope it definitely wasn't the tequila making me feel queasy. I love old bikes every bit as much as the next person and I know it's all harmless fun and all that but really, ffs. They want setting fire to.
I can't be the only person to have seen Paul 'I used to work in a bike shop' Vincent dressed up like a Cycle Museum dummy in last months Cycling Pus and felt an urgent need to beat that smug look of his chops with a shitty stick with a nail in it.