This makes me want to spew

[Chuffy]

why do they have to put so many phots of him in C+?

Because he writes for them, tests a load of kit and looks like a skinny roadie?

 

[Andy in Sig]

You'd just think they'd get somebody less slappable.

 

[Chuffy]

You'd just think they'd get somebody less slappable.

That's your problem Andy. Have you considered anger management classes?

 

[mickle]

You'd just think they'd get somebody less slappable.

 

[Andy in Sig]

That's your problem Andy. Have you considered anger management classes?

I'm not in the least bit angry. I don't like Brussels Sprouts and I bet nobody would question that. Paul Vincent is just human brussels sprouts.

 

[mickle]

Except that you cannot redeem Paul 'I used to work in a bike shop' Vincent with roasted sesamy seeds and black pepper.

 

[Andy in Sig]

You could feed him to pigs though. I seem to remember something on that in a most instructive film called Snatch.

 

[Chuffy]

I'm not in the least bit angry. I don't like Brussels Sprouts and I bet nobody would question that. Paul Vincent is just human brussels sprouts.

Well just look at his picture at Christmas then.

Honestly...

 

[betty swollocks]

Paul Vincent is just human brussels sprouts.

What: he makes you fart?