Dear uncle Drago.
My marriage is on shaky ground.
I have only worn these Y fronts for 5 weeks. I have observed all CC advice re inside out/upside down etc. When thrown at the wall they only stick for an average 17 seconds before slowly sliding down.
Mrs D is insisting I change them but I find them warm and comfortable (though slightly moist). I argue for one more week but Mrs D says NOW or our 50 year marriage is over.
Your sage advice would br appreciated.
I received the above letter from a chap who wished to remain anonymous. Here is my reply.
"Dear Dave Smith of 69 Janet Porter Street, Cheshire,
This is an age old problem, and A source of much marital angst the nation over. My advise, which may seem counter intuitive, is to never take them off. Yes, when you bathe once a month, or occasionally go swimming, then there should be just enough moisture to keep them smelling clean and fresh.
Alternatively, fill them with Persil and pith yourself several times a day."