derrick
The Glue that binds us together.
- Location
- On the edge of London
Dear Mavis,
Your toadying is of the highest quality. I like that.
Avail yourself of a Last of the Summer Wine annual, 1987 edition. If that full frontal centrefold of Thora Hird get your juices flowing then there is no hope for you.
Be warmed. Under no circumstances should you try and prise off the strategically played staples. The excitement may well be too much for someone of your tender disposition.
Nora Batty might be a better option.