Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Dear Unklet Dragorge
I think therefore I am.
However, what if I stop thinking?
Tosh Descartes
I think therefore I am.
However, what if I stop thinking?
Tosh Descartes
Dear Nosh,
You'll disappear up your own bottom and become a brown hole. It's like a black hole, but it's starfish shaped and repels matter.
Dear Uncle Drago
I can't believe it! Yet again, they are going to put the clocks forward shortly, and I'm going to lose an hour, AN HOUR! of my life.
And then, ..... and then, I've been told, that, as happens every flipping year, I've got to wait six months, SIX MONTHS, until this is returned to me!
What can I do about this awful predicament they are putting me in?
Vicky Meldrew.
Dear Victor,
Might I say that I'm a huge fan of your work, railing against injustice and righting social wrongs.
Of course, losing an hour of your life pushes you closer to the grave in which you already have one foot. Probably best to just go along with it, but make sure you sheet your trousers as you go to give a final two fingers to the world that has treated you so shabbily.
I don't believe it, that's exactly my thoughts.
Dear Drago,
I got pulled over for cruising through town at 33MPH in my Reliant Rialto.
The policeman said "Who do we think we are, Sir, Nigel Mansell?"
The shame and the embarrassment!
How can I ever recover from being mistaken for that old has-been? I've won more than him!
Yours faithfully,
Mr. L. Hamilton
Dear Sir,
I seem to have upset my neighbour. I paid them a compliment on their dedication, as I see them out jogging most mornings which I admire as I am too lazy to do most sporty things. However they were very upset, saying very pointedly "Joggers just jog, I am a Runner - runners Achieve!"
Now they ignore me if they see me and we used to chat
Sad and bemused.