What can I get you?

[longers]

Once I've finished cleaning my bike, I'm off to the shops.

Can I get you anything while I'm going?

You've got about half an hour to get your orders in.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Mars Bar please

 

[TVC]

A nice warm spring day would be nice

 

[mickle]

They neglected to insert the magazine into the Observer and I can't be bothered to go up there again, would you mind?

 

[beanzontoast]

You could have got me a new helmet, but I've just got back from posing in front of a shop mirror for 20 mins! Giro - reduced to almost half price. Result!

 

[spandex]

They neglected to insert the magazine into the Observer and I can't be bothered to go up there again, would you mind?

You dont read it anyway

 

[beanzontoast]

So, tell us what you bought then?

 

[tdr1nka]

You dont read it anyway

Ah, but it gives an h'intellectual air to the loo when peeps are a-visitin'

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

an introduction to the blonde behind the counter?

 

[TVC]

an introduction to the blonde behind the counter?

His name's Dave

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

His name's Dave

Funny name for a TV...



... Channel

 

[TVC]

'ere Dave, why does he call you Rodney?

 

[marinyork]

Funny name for a TV...



... Channel

Not for long . Five Life is going to be called Fiver soon! Where will it stop?

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Not for long . Five Life is going to be called Fiver soon! Where will it stop?

Err... BBC Porn Channel 96

 

[longers]

Back from the shops.

I managed to get the Mars Bar, Warm Spring Days were out of stock and will be delivered next week possibly Friday, they didn't have any Observers so no mag - I got a copy of Womans Weekly instead. Hope that's ok.