What on Earth Could This be?

[Smokin Joe]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...tured-long-pink-object-sticking-backpack.html

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

One of those new bicycle pumps with the er, comfortable grip?

 

[jefmcg]

So you don't have to click on Daily Mail link

"It's just like a penis, only smaller"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Her garden gnome is a bit excited about going on a train journey - possibly?

 

[Drago]

Its Russell Brands head.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Her garden gnome is a bit excited about going on a train journey - possibly?

If it was a '455 like the one on the other track, then I feel sorry for it!

 

[Hyslop]

Leave the poor woman alone,shes reading the instruction manual-either that or this is the modern equivalent of the skirt ticked into the knickers.

 

[Saluki]

Bottle of sparkling stuff but the shape of that and the foily type of look to it.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Yeah, bottle of something, you dirty minded so and so OP

 

[djb1971]

Thank god for that

I thought it was a big rubber cock

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Thank god for that

I thought it was a big rubber cock

You would have, wouldn't you?

 

[djb1971]

You would have, wouldn't you?

I only know because I've seen the girls running around Blackpool with them

 

[ayceejay]

I think you will find it has BLACKPOOL written all the way through - just suck it and see.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Is this another helmet thread?

 

[stephec]

Bottle of sparkling stuff but the shape of that and the foily type of look to it.

Yeah, bottle of something, you dirty minded so and so OP

You two are spoiling it with your common sense.

On the other hand, who was it who thought, "I know, I take a sneaky photo of her and spread it around a bit."?