What would you do on your last day at work?

[Theseus]

... not that it is mine.

A chap at the office is retiring today and yet he is still busy tapping away updating spreadsheets, producing reports, etc ...

I would like to think I would have handed all my workload onto someone else at least a week beforehand and then shadowed the lucky person taking over if there were any problems. Certainly, by the time it was approaching knocking off time on my last day I would be cracking open the bubbly.

 

[Wigsie]

Punch the boss in the face and cr*p in his bin!

Or work, make sure everything is in order and enjoy yourself, knock off early and grab a pint.

 

[Greedo]

Seeing as I own my own business. Punch myslef in the face and then walk out shouting "You're a w*nker and I never liked you"

 

[ComedyPilot]

Read a map, plan a tour, shake hands, wave goodbye then catch a ferry.

 

[Wigsie]

Actually scrap my idea... CP's idea is far superior... how could I have been so blind!

 

[Bigtwin]

In my experience you can't really beat a decent hostage situation.

 

[Wigsie]

In my experience you can't really beat a decent hostage situation.

^^ Can I change my mind again!

 

[Corvette chic]

I'd slope off without telling anyone it was my last day... then load my VW up and bugger off for a while - only 86 paydays to go woooohoooo

 

[ChrisKH]

At 5.25 pm send out a round robin e-mail advising all interested secretaries that there will be a group s£x session in my office in five minutes.

 

[Dayvo]

Punch the boss in the face and cr*p in his bin!

And I'm 'not right in the head!'

My last day at work (presumably just as I'm about to retire)! I'd quietly slip away just before lunch.

 

[Bigtwin]

At 5.25 pm send out a round robin e-mail advising all interested secretaries that there will be a group s£x session in my office in five minutes.

Err - you mean 5.24?

 

[ChrisKH]

Err - you mean 5.24?

Absolutely. Wouldn't want to work o/time on my last day.

 

[Wigsie]

And I'm 'not right in the head!'

My last day at work (presumably just as I'm about to retire)! I'd quietly slip away just before lunch.

Ok so have had a bad week!

 

[Melvil]

A friend told me about a guy who was leaving his job at an estate agents in Cumbria. In the morning there was a leaving ceremony and speeches etc. At midday the small office decamped to the pub and proceeded to get swiftly hammered.

Whereupon the departing bloke (a quiet, middle-aged chap) had a seeming fit of insanity. He proceeded to show his table (and, I was told, pretty much the entire pub) his party trick.

This consisted of fitting his entire foreskin around the lip of a pint glass and walking around with it hanging off the end of his willy.

Shocked silence ensued.

 

[Bigtwin]

What a dick.