A distant relative of mine stipulated that his ashes should be scattered on the wicket of his local cricket ground. His son was embarrassed about having to do this, as he suspected rightly that the groundsman would not approve. So he put his dad in an emptied-out Shake'nVac container (yes really,
@threebikesmcginty) and tried to walk casually up and down late one evening letting the ashes trickle out. It didn't work - which is how I know about the lumps. I think most of dad ended up in the far outfield.