Why a little research is beneficial...

[Brains]

Arrested under similar circumstances in 1983. They let me go after a few hours.

Next time just ensure they don't find the bodies ...

 

[Brains]

Many years ago we had a local scrote who was a full time burglar.
He disappeared.
The body was found some weeks later washed up at Gravesend.
The general supposition was he had finally burgled the wrong property.

 

[Bollo]

Slightly OT but my ride crony James is a bit of a pro-cyclist stalker. He also has a bit of a thing for Laura Kenny nee Trott. So, when he turned up at their recent book-signing, I had to remind him that a kicking from Jason Kenny would be like a scene from an Avengers movie.

Here he is. Behave yourself Jimlad!