After you buy your next lottery ticket, stand on your right foot[sup]1[/sup] facing exactly due south at 18:00 on the evening before the draw and mutter the following incantation 3 times:
"ColinJ will bring me luck. When I win the lottery, I will give him the £60,000 he needs to pay off his mortgage."
On the night of the draw, utter the incantation one more time. Convince yourself that you will win the big prize with my supernatural help.
After you have won, PM me to arrange the transfer of the £60,000!
Deal?
[sup]1[/sup] If you do not have a right foot or are incapable of standing, I will allow you to sit or lie down facing south. In this case, you will share the prize with another person who is also sitting or lying down and you must pay me £30,000 each.