“This man is probably completely harmless, bicycles are just his thing.”

[glenn forger]

http://road.cc/content/news/85955-tyre-slashing-man-caught-camera-having-sex-bicycle

Annoyed at someone interfering with his bike, a Swedish man has caught a bizarre bike fetishist red-handed.
Per Edstrom got fed up that someone kept puncturing his tyres and set up a CCTV camera to try and catch the culprit.
What he got was footage of a hooded man holding a piece of paper, getting intimate with the bike. The miscreant stands over the rear wheel of the bike, punctures the tyre and then masturbates as it deflates.
Police in Osterlund are looking for the velophile and believe there may be a link to a series of crimes in the area in 2007. A 35-year-old man was arrested back then for allegedly slashing the tyres of 20 bikes, before masturbating over their saddles.
Mr Edstrom says he is willing to forgive the man, but just wants him to leave his bike alone. “I am not scared of him, just irritated over all the punctures I have had to fix,” said Edstrom. “This man is probably completely harmless, bicycles are just his thing.”
The video is frankly a bit ‘ew’ for a family website, although there’s no nudity involved. If you feel you must, you can watch it on YouTube.

 

[Aperitif]

He comes across as bang out of order.

 

[glenn forger]

Swedish tolerance I suppose, any dirty chuffing bastard slices my tyre and wanks over it I'll do time.

 

[Globalti]

From the A level psychology that I remember, fetishes arise from an early sexual experience involving the object of the fetish and the subject becoming "imprinted" on that object. Now when I was 15 and testosterone was flooding my loins I used to walk home from school every day with my girlfriend, snog her enthusiastically on her parents' doorstep then mount my bike and ride home. Any male who has ever tried to ride a bike with a narrow saddle in a state of turbidity will know that this is no easy thing to do. Despite this I did not become sexually imprinted on my bike saddle, so I can't imagine how it must have happened for the poor bloke in the article.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Forget about the tyres, I wonder if any of them have a cute bottom bracket....

 

[numbnuts]

Don't leave drink bottle on bike

 

[Col5632]

I've watched a program with a couple of guys who done the same thing to cars but never to a bike

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've watched a program with a couple of guys who done the same thing to cars but never to a bike

Top Gear wasn't it??

 

[Dan B]

From the A level psychology that I remember, fetishes arise from an early sexual experience involving the object of the fetish and the subject becoming "imprinted" on that object. Now when I was 15 and testosterone was flooding my loins I used to walk home from school every day with my girlfriend, snog her enthusiastically on her parents' doorstep then mount my bike and ride home. Any male who has ever tried to ride a bike with a narrow saddle in a state of turbidity will know that this is no easy thing to do. Despite this I did not become sexually imprinted on my bike saddle, so I can't imagine how it must have happened for the poor bloke in the article.

15 is probably far too late for any kind of "imprinting". [/serious for a moment]

 

[mickle]

Wierd, slashing the tyres..

 

[Col5632]

Top Gear wasn't it??

That's different altogether That's less about cars these days too

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That's different altogether That's less about cars these days too

Yeah but they are still a bunch of w***ers!

 

[Deleted member 23692]

All he wanted is for someone something anything to go down on him

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All he wanted is for someone something anything to go down on him

If he was worth it, I would!

 

[BJH]

Obviously practices safe sex if he's coming in the rubber