10 Scientific Reasons....

[classic33]

....Why Chocolate Is Good For You!
1. Lowers blood pressure.
2. Prevents liver damage.
3. Boosts "good cholesterol".
4. Keeps your heart healthy.
5. Makes you feel good.
6. Boosts your brain power.
7. Keeps you slim.
8. Makes you a genius(maybe...)
9. Renovates blood vessels.
10. Protects your skin.

 

[discominer]

Source? Dark chocolate, I reckon.

 

[User6179]

....Why Chocolate Is Good For You!
1. Lowers blood pressure.
2. Prevents liver damage.
3. Boosts "good cholesterol".
4. Keeps your heart healthy.
5. Makes you feel good.
6. Boosts your brain power.
7. Keeps you slim.
8. Makes you a genius(maybe...)
9. Renovates blood vessels.
10. Protects your skin.

Heroin apparently does the exact same

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Yep.

Chocolate.

But not whatever crap women in need of a life rather than another cat who post on Facebook call chocolate...

 

[Archie_tect]

Sounds like very bitter chocolate in your house M.

 

[User6179]

Sugar is possibly the worst drug in history apart from alcohol which is sugar

 

[Gravity Aided]

Heroin apparently does the exact same

Chocolate is cheaper, and legal.

 

[classic33]

Chocolate is cheaper, and legal.

Never having bought heroin, I'm willing to take your word on it being dearer than chocolate.

Its not scientific though!

 

[Moon bunny]

11 gives me uncontrollable wildies.
12, Shortly after 11, gives me hallucinations.

 

[mk6golf]

13. It tastes nice

 

[ufkacbln]

I though that white chocolate and dark chocolate in equal amounts cancelled themselves out

 

[byegad]

And sadly since last year, gives me hives!