Popping around to Cheryl Cole's house tonight and the rest of Girls' Aloud will be there. Bit worried though as I'm planning a bike ride tomorrow and not sure I want 5 steaks tonight...
I would but your wife doesn't cook me great steaksI am not out on the bike tomorrow so if you don't mind pick us up on the way round there would you. Thanks
...what about your wife?Talking to the girlfriend...
Me: "Do you know what day it is?"
Her: "You should probably just settle for a ham sandwich and w*nk"...
Are you asking in case anyone requires something from you?Do you guys know what day it is![]()
Unmarried, thank god!
catch up with modern times man...You have not found the right woman then.