3I/ATLAS

[Drago]

I remember talking about the Rendlesham Forest incident with someone years ago. (US Air Force base, strange lights, wooo).

Anyway the person I was talking to was of the opinion that there was sufficient inconsistency and oddness that maybe there was something in it ... maybe it was aliens.

My view was that it could all be explained by Errol Brown and Hot Chocolate testing out secret disco lights in the forest. I was accused of not taking it seriously but my point was that although the Errol Brown explanation was a bit fanciful it was still orders of magnitude more likely than aliens. After all, we knew that Errol Brown actually existed for a start.

So back to 3I Atlas. Aliens? Nope. The explanation is never aliens. The ghost of Errol Brown? Hmm ... pretty unlikely. Even as a Hot Chocolate fan I'm unwilling to push that too far. But it's still more likely than aliens.

Nonsense. You see, that night Ross Kemp had been doing night manoeuvres...

 

[Dogtrousers]

Nonsense. You see, that night Ross Kemp had been doing night manoeuvres...

I'm sceptical. Ross Kemp is just not funky enough to have done that. But more likely than aliens.

 

[Speicher]

I remember talking about the Rendlesham Forest incident with someone years ago. (US Air Force base, strange lights, wooo).

Anyway the person I was talking to was of the opinion that there was sufficient inconsistency and oddness that maybe there was something in it ... maybe it was aliens.

My view was that it could all be explained by Errol Brown and Hot Chocolate testing out secret disco lights in the forest. I was accused of not taking it seriously but my point was that although the Errol Brown explanation was a bit fanciful it was still orders of magnitude more likely than aliens. After all, we knew that Errol Brown actually existed for a start.

So back to 3I Atlas. Aliens? Nope. The explanation is never aliens. The ghost of Errol Brown? Hmm ... pretty unlikely. Even as a Hot Chocolate fan I'm unwilling to push that too far. But it's still more likely than aliens.

"No doubt about it."

 

[Beebo]

I remember talking about the Rendlesham Forest incident with someone years ago. (US Air Force base, strange lights, wooo).

Anyway the person I was talking to was of the opinion that there was sufficient inconsistency and oddness that maybe there was something in it ... maybe it was aliens.

My view was that it could all be explained by Errol Brown and Hot Chocolate testing out secret disco lights in the forest. I was accused of not taking it seriously but my point was that although the Errol Brown explanation was a bit fanciful it was still orders of magnitude more likely than aliens. After all, we knew that Errol Brown actually existed for a start.

So back to 3I Atlas. Aliens? Nope. The explanation is never aliens. The ghost of Errol Brown? Hmm ... pretty unlikely. Even as a Hot Chocolate fan I'm unwilling to push that too far. But it's still more likely than aliens.

I believe in miracles

 

[MontyVeda]

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So back to 3I Atlas. Aliens? Nope. The explanation is never aliens. The ghost of Errol Brown? Hmm ... pretty unlikely. Even as a Hot Chocolate fan I'm unwilling to push that too far. But it's still more likely than aliens.

I don't believe in ghosts. Extra terrestrial life is far more likely.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

There is probably life somewhere in this or a distant Galaxy, but there is no chance that any life form could develop enough to reach another inhabited planet - because at some point in their development they would have invented the internet and turned into morons.

 

[DRM]

I think it's Chris Rea, he's given up on The Turdis, and replaced it with a massive man cave, inside an even bigger space boulder, Elon Musk is said to be green with envy, and has himself being mistaken for a martian!