4x4 driver finds cheeky note on his windscreen.

[MichaelW2]

The laydees take one look at my Twingo and know they are in for a good ride. The seats are very supportive.

 

[Chris S]

The driver of if a Land Rover 4x4 in Birmingham found a printed card asking why he found it necessary to drive a big polluting car in the city with a suggestion that help could be free on the NHS.
'Do you drive a Jeep, 4X4 or Range Rover in the city? You could be entitled to free penis enlargement therapy on the NHS.'


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Posters like that are all over Birmingham. They're put up by a wannabe Banksy.

 

[wafter]

That's inspired

 

[Pale Rider]

There was an anonymous group who were letting the tyres down of 4x4s in the more expensive parts of London.

Don't know if they are still deflating, or have themselves been deflated.

 

[Drago]

I've heard it rumoured that one of two of the deflators have had a five knuckle talking two and that's cooled their ardour somewhat. How true it is I sant say, but that's the word on normally fairly authoritative the ex plod grapevine.

 

[Time Waster]

A relative had a works supplied Honda CRV. He always got leaflets when he parked in his employer's large private carpark. The annoying thing was he had two choices that or a monkey estate with higher emissions and mpg than the rather excellent Honda engine.

The funny thing was the greenpeace activists breaking into the carpark to do the leafletting completely left the real gas guzzlers alone. The sports cars, huge saloon cars, etc. It's like they don't know much about cars. I believe a 4x4 panda got a leaflet too.

The penis thing applies to audis now I think, used to be BMW. The z3 is a classic Penis car, the bonnet even flares out a bit like a bell end!

 

[Jameshow]

I've heard it rumoured that one of two of the deflators have had a five knuckle talking two and that's cooled their ardour somewhat. How true it is I sant say, but that's the word on normally fairly authoritative the ex plod grapevine.

Come on what else can you tell us?!!

BBC presenter?
Sub implosion?
Land rover crash?
Lady in the river?

 

[Drago]

Come on what else can you tell us?!!

BBC presenter?
Sub implosion?
Land rover crash?
Lady in the river?

You need the secret password to prove your membership or the illuminati before I dan reveal such secrets.

 

[cyberknight]

It amazes me how desperate some folk are for their 15 mins if fame