5 word game

[Dogtrousers]

because Magna Carta clearly says

 

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That giblet waving is sacrosanct

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

on le Tour de France,

 

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and many other sporting events

 

[Dogtrousers]

Except golf, which is not

 

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a sport, just a walk

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

to the 19th hole, where

 

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Giblets are dipped in Scotch

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

tape, liquified tape, for waxing

 

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on, and indeed, waxing off

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

your 70's' porn star pubes

 

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while leaving your "dirty Sanchez" intact

 

[Dogtrousers]

if you know what I

 

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refer to then you are

 

[Dogtrousers]

probably the kind of person