I just like to keep everyone in suspense!
I've actually got a few bikes. I'm always drawn to the weird and wonderful, so I've been mainly riding recumbents for the past few years. Before that it was mainly fixies. I also have a couple of Moultons (one fixie), then some older bikes. Oh, and there's a used mountain bike I bought a few years ago, and which I've not yet got around to unboxing!
Things always take time...!