A confession. I am a hat man.

[Richard A Thackeray]

That reminds me to check when the local Santa Dash is so that we don't try to send a cycle trip through it, or don santa hats if we've already scheduled it

This is the 'santa dash' I fancy - if I didn't have to wear the hat
Only one of their races I've never entered (have run the course, when Stanbury is too dangerous, due to sheet ice)


http://www.woodentops.org.uk/index.php?topic=stoop&subtopic=home

 

[Fab Foodie]

....and today I'm mostly wearing....

 

[Markymark]

....and today I'm mostly wearing....


View attachment 152388

Your wife's knickers on your head and a gormless expression?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Your wife's knickers on your head and a gormless expression?

Mostly.

 

[Hill Wimp]

A hairnet

 

[Fab Foodie]

A hairnet

The answer is.....no underpants.....

 

[John the Monkey]

Dukla Prague away kit, a bit early?

 

[Eribiste]

Note the Barmah in the Avatar. I'm the one with the hat, the good looking one eyeing the pint is Muffin.

 

[nickyboy]

....and today I'm mostly wearing....


View attachment 152388

It appears to be one of those blue jellyfish I saw Ben Fogle catching on his TV show this week

 

[Fab Foodie]

Note the Bramah in the Avatar. I'm the one with the hat, the good looking one eyeing the pint is Muffin.

Muffin what?

 

[Hill Wimp]

The answer is.....no underpants.....

 

[Dayvo]

....and today I'm mostly wearing....


View attachment 152388

Do you wear those glasses for comedy effect, cos sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

 

[iandg]

I also have this one, and this one, plus 2 more fedoras and many different winter hats.

 

[slowmotion]

You almost make it sound like you're not looking forward to it

I was dreading the task of finding an outfit. Fortunately there are online outfits that will send you all sorts of exotic dressing up stuff.
I could have put that better.

 

[hopless500]

....and today I'm mostly wearing....


View attachment 152388

Pwoooorrrrrrrr