A confession. I am a hat man.

[hopless500]

Today ....

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Are those bottles on top of the cupboards full? If so, when can I visit? x

 

[hopless500]

The only one I have access to at the moment is this one below of me (L) and my sis (R) at a beer festival sporting hats our mum bought for us in Thailand.

 

[Cycleops]

Everything was looking fine (although not to my taste) until my scrolling reached just above the knees.

And what's wrong with shorts? I haven't worn trousers for six years now.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Actually FF, I have many hats. Shall I get them all modelled and post a montage for you?

Pleeze!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Are those bottles on top of the cupboards full? If so, when can I visit? x

Alas not.
But there are plenty in the garage .....

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[nickyboy]

I just got a little bit of sick in my mouth

 

[Dayvo]

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Blimey! Was that your Ascot hat? A Greek ruin balancing on a fence screwed into the back of your head!

 

[hopless500]

Blimey! Was that your Ascot hat? A Greek ruin balancing on a fence screwed into the back of your head!

I was impressed with this neck muscles holding that lot up

 

[hopless500]

Real men don't wear hats....just a nice short back and sides should suffice

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Vern really should have had one of these

 

[screenman]

I leave the house each day with a hat on, by then end of the working week I take all 5 back in and start again. There are spares and spares for the spares in stock.

 

[Globalti]

Well I've got around 27 different hats or headwear for different jobs but the two I most like are:

The Glengarry cap:

The Balmoral bonnet:

Both worn without the cockade or the dicing, which has slightly sectarian overtones. And before you ask; I'm not a Scot - I just think they are rather dashing, especially when the ribbons flutter in the breeze as I pose manfully on top of some crag.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I have loads of hats; I bought a bowler last night. And a fez.

 

[Crackle]

I have loads of hats; I bought a bowler last night. And a fez.

What, just like that.

 

[Spinney]

You are looking a bit pale in that top photo, Globalti. Would iron tablets help?

He's looking even paler in the bottom one! And a tad less square-jawed and manly...