A finer thing couldn't happen to a better man ....

[growingvegetables]

Michael Gove gets stuck in toilet on first day of new job

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/17/gove-gets-stuck-in-toilet-on-first-day-of-new-job-4801408/

 

[raleighnut]

Now get him to stay there.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

All that time in education and he never learnt to unlock a door

 

[ianrauk]

That's taking the pizz

 

[raleighnut]

All that time in education and he never learnt to unlock a door

He was there for ages asking the sixth former to let him out before he realised they're all public school kids. Now he's dreading being de-bagged for being a swot.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

No Michael, you're supposed to spy on Tories from the cubicle as chief whip, not spy on them for a cheap whiff!