A forum bestiary

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by anothersam, 13 Jul 2015.

  1. anothersam

    anothersam SMIDSMe

    Location:
    Far East Sussex
    Although I have threatened to write a forum bestiary, frankly it seems too much like hard work. Therefore I'm outsourcing it to you, if you're interested. That's right: write your own entry for yourself. Preferably accompanied by a picture of a suitable animal real or imagined or a bit of both. (Uploading pics is absurdly easy. Remember that if you rely on links to an outside site, the image may eventually disappear, which would be a sadness for future generations).

    For example, my entry might look like this:

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    trulyrecumbent.jpg

    anothersam. Both nocturnal and diurnal, but prefers the cool of the night/very early morning. Doesn't bark or bite; if you hear a growl, that's probably his stomach. Natural habitat: Road Cycling and General Discussions, though has recently been set loose in Society, Culture & Politics. Also frequents a small corner of Cycling Clubs and visits Recreational and Other Rides and the Cafe often enough to be a semi-regular. Likes shiny things. Doesn't run in a pack but does enjoy company that doesn't bite.

    That's just a skeleton. Fatten yours up as you please.
     
    Last edited: 14 Jul 2015
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  2. furball

    furball Veteran

    Myself and 54 others thought this was something dodgy and had to google it!
     
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  3. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Miss Goodbody shudders at the memory of how the Vicar lost his gerbil...
     
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  4. ayceejay

    ayceejay Guru

    Location:
    Rural Quebec
    I once grew a carrot that was judged to be second bestinarea but the judge was a bald headed beast who stood in for another who was bestanhairyer
     
  5. OP
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    anothersam

    anothersam SMIDSMe

    Location:
    Far East Sussex
    Nothing dodgy yet, but there could be, if you apply yourselves.
     
  6. Ern1e

    Ern1e Über Member

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    ROSSENDALE LANCS.
    If I have to choose an animal ! Then I would be a tecnophobic donkey, a simple load lugging creature with a simple mind who's only purpose in life to well carry what ever when ever (being a tecnophobe hance no picture cause it don't know how lol) usualy for it's mistreses purpose and pleasure. Fortunately she is quite kind and never feels the need to whip the poor beast.
     
  7. vernon

    vernon Harder than Ronnie Pickering

    Location:
    Meanwood, Leeds
    I'm an Animal

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  8. OP
    OP
    anothersam

    anothersam SMIDSMe

    Location:
    Far East Sussex
    What the mind can conceive an image search and limited photoshop skills can't always achieve. This is the best I could do for you:

    donkey.gif
     
    Last edited: 14 Jul 2015
  9. biggs682

    biggs682 Smile a mile bike provider Photo Winner

    Location:
    Northamptonshire
    mmm ok let me think about this and get back to

    but at the moment i am thinking Squirrel
     
  10. CarlP

    CarlP Boing!

    Can't be Assed!
     
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