Although I have threatened to write a forum bestiary, frankly it seems too much like hard work. Therefore I'm outsourcing it to you, if you're interested. That's right: write your own entry for yourself. Preferably accompanied by a picture of a suitable animal real or imagined or a bit of both. (Uploading pics is absurdly easy. Remember that if you rely on links to an outside site, the image may eventually disappear, which would be a sadness for future generations). For example, my entry might look like this: Spoiler: click for rare pic of anothersam asleep anothersam. Both nocturnal and diurnal, but prefers the cool of the night/very early morning. Doesn't bark or bite; if you hear a growl, that's probably his stomach. Natural habitat: Road Cycling and General Discussions, though has recently been set loose in Society, Culture & Politics. Also frequents a small corner of Cycling Clubs and visits Recreational and Other Rides and the Cafe often enough to be a semi-regular. Likes shiny things. Doesn't run in a pack but does enjoy company that doesn't bite. That's just a skeleton. Fatten yours up as you please.