A handy tip for the ladies

[cookiemonster]

Courtesy of octupuses.

I’ll post the full article when I get home. 😎

 

[matticus]

Note the key words, here in bold:
"in most cases, it is females that do the throwing ..."

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

<Oz accent/> That's bluddy Sheilas for you mate </Oz accent>

 

[postman]

<Oz accent/> That's bluddy Sheilas for you mate </Oz accent>

How the hell did you know it was named sheila,or is that just a guess.

 

[MartinQ]

<Oz accent/> That's bluddy Sheilas for you mate </Oz accent>

Probably tossing a stubby or two from the fridge to their beloved.

 

[matticus]

<Oz accent/> That's bluddy Sheilas for you mate </Oz accent>

They've overdone it on the sherry again.
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[Dave7]

How the hell did you know it was named sheila,or is that just a guess.

All the females are called Sheila.
The males are all called Cobber.

 

[swee'pea99]

All the females are called Sheila.
The males are all called Cobber.

I thought Australians were called 'mate'. You live & learn...

 

[Kestevan]

I thought Australians were called 'mate'. You live & learn...

Surely it's Bruce.

 

[numbnuts]

Very true, I had a Christmas tree thrown at me and I was not even harassing her 😢

 

[MartinQ]

Very true, I had a Christmas tree thrown at me and I was not even harassing her 😢

She was obviously pine-ing for you.

 

[purpan]

A cautionary tale: remember, very few octopi are ‘armless.

 

[Dave7]

I thought Australians were called 'mate'. You live & learn...

G'day Cobber

 

[figbat]

A cautionary tale: remember, very few octopi are ‘armless.

And none of them are octopi.

 

[slowmotion]

Octopuses have tempestuous love lives. It's not uncommon for one of them to get eaten when they get jiggy.
https://qz.com/909885/some-animals-...inction-between-hungry-and-flirty-is-blurred/