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A joke for a wet day.

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by chris42, 14 Aug 2007.

  1. chris42

    chris42 New Member

    Location:
    Deal, Kent
    An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

    Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

    MORAL OF THE STORY - Not all Irish are stupid and not all Blondes are Dumb, But all Men are Men
     
  2. graham56

    graham56 Veteran

    ;):d:d:d:d
     
  3. graham56

    graham56 Veteran

  4. graham56

    graham56 Veteran

    that`s better
     
  5. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    A joke for a slippery day!

    A homosexual goes into Boots and asks for 20 jars of vaseline.
    'TWENTY!?' she cries out in surprise.
    'Yes, it's for my chaps!
     
  6. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Chris, that could well happen, especially if I was one of the dealers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    That will cover a lot of sore lips, Davyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!