A list of all the things the Daily Mail say cause cancer

[tyred]

We're all doomed, doomed.

[*]AGE
[*]AIR POLLUTION
[*]AIR TRAVEL
[*]ALCOHOL
[*]ALLERGIES
[*]ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS
[*]ARTIFICIAL LIGHT
[*]ASBESTOS
[*]ASPIRI
[*]BABIES
[*]BABY BOTTLES
[*]BABY FOOD
[*]BACON
[*]BARBEQUES
[*]BEEF
[*]BEER
[*]BEING A BLACK PERSON
[*]BEING A WOMAN
[*]BEING A MAN
[*]BEING SOUTHERN
[*]BISCUITS
[*]BLOWJOBS
[*]BOTTLING UP EMOTIONS
[*]BRAS
[*]BREAD
[*]BREAST FEEDING
[*]BREAST IMPLANTS
[*]BROKEN HEARTS
[*]BUBBLE BATH
[*]BURGERS
[*]CAFFINE
[*]CALCUIM
[*]CANDLE-LIT DINNERS
[*]CANNED FOOD
[*]CARBOHYDRATES
[*]CARS
[*]CEREAL
[*]CHEESE
[*]CHICKEN
[*]CHILDLESSNESS
[*]CHILDREN
[*]CHILDREN’S FOOD
[*]CHILLIS
[*]CHINESE MEDICINE
[*]CHIPS
[*]CHIPS AGAIN
[*]CHLORINE
[*]CHOCOLATE
[*]CITY LIVING
[*]CLIMATE CHANGE
[*]COCA COLA
[*]COD LIVER OIL
[*]COFFEE
[*]CONSTAPATION
[*]CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS
[*]COOKING
[*]CORDLESS PHONES
[*]CRAYONS
[*]CURRY
[*]DEODRANT
[*]DIETING
[*]DOGS
[*]EGGS
[*]ELECTRICITY
[*]ENGLISH BREAKFAST
[*]FACEBOOK
[*]FALSE NAILS
[*]FATHERHOOD
[*]FIBRE
[*]FISH
[*]FLIP FLOPS
[*]FLY SPRAY
[*]FRUIT
[*]GARDENS
[*]GRAPEFRUIT
[*]HAIR DYE
[*]HAM
[*]HEIGHT
[*]HONEY
[*]HOT DRINKS
[*]HRT
[*]INTERNET
[*]IVF
[*]KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS
[*]LAMB
[*]LARGE HEADS
[*]LEFT-HANDEDNESS
[*]LIPSTICK
[*]LIVER TRANSPLANTS
[*]MENOPAUSE
[*]MENSTRUATION
[*]METAL
[*]MILK
[*]MOBILE PHONES
[*]MODERN LIVING
[*]MONEY
[*]MORPHINE
[*]MOUTHWASH
[*]NUCLEAR POWER
[*]OBESITY
[*]OESTROGEN
[*]OLDER FATHERs
[*]PASTRY
[*]PEANUT BUTTER
[*]PERFUME
[*]PICKLES
[*]PIZZA
[*]PLASTIC BAGS
[*]PORK
[*]POTATOES
[*]POVERTY
[*]PREGNANCY
[*]RADIOACTIVITY
[*]RICE
[*]SAUSAGES
[*]RETIREMENT
[*]SEX
[*]SHAVING
[*]SKIING
[*]SOUP
[*]SPACE TRAVEL
[*]SPOTS ON YOUR NOSE
[*]SUN CREAM
[*]TALCUM POWDER
[*]TEA
[*]TEEN SEX
[*]VITAMINS
[*]VITAMIN E
[*]WATER
[*]WI-FI
[*]WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE
[*]WORKING
[*]X-RAYS

 

[djb1971]

LIPSTICK!
that's it, I'm going to stop wearing it.



NOT giving sausages up though.

 

[stuee147]

what so we can breath without risk i thought that would be bad with all the pollution lol

 

[tyred]

If I cut down on my space travel I should be okay.

 

[Ganymede]

Blowjobs!!! Say it ain't so!!!!

 

[Beebo]

you missed off cycling!

 

[Beebo]

Blowjobs!!! Say it ain't so!!!!

is that for the giver or givee?

 

[Profpointy]

I believe there's also a daily mail list of things which cure cancer too. Many things are on both lists needless to say.

 

[djb1971]

is that for the giver or givee?

Nobody has queried where I wear lipstick.

 

[Ganymede]

is that for the giver or givee?

Either! Both!

 

[Ganymede]

Nobody has queried where I wear lipstick.

And we ain't gonna...

 

[djb1971]

And we ain't gonna...

On my cheek of course

 

[Archie_tect]

Shouldn't 'Reading The Daily Mail' be listed as a sub-group under the additional heading "Stress Induced Risk'?

 

[CopperCyclist]

you missed off cycling!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...kely-develop-prostate-cancer-study-finds.html

He did indeed - not even kidding!

 

[Deleted member 35268]

I'm sure the Daily Mail will be issuing a full apology to the world in a few minutes anyhow.