A new low on the daily commute...

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irontam

New Member
Location
Joppa
I commute every day from Joppa (on the outskirts of Edinburgh) to almost the city centre. I'm used to dodging buses, avoiding homicidal drivers and suicidal pedestrians, but today was a new low for me :sad:

Tootling through Portobello, coming up toward the new junction at the end of Portobello road when I had to pull out a little to avoid a parked car. Out the corner of my eye I suddenly notice another cyclist has been sitting behind me, his front wheel overlapping mine; separated by a couple of inches.

He doesn't over take me, but continues to sit there, right behind me up until the lights. Now I'm on an old mountain bike crawling through traffic, not a fast racer in the peleton. What reason he has to crowd me for so long I have no idea.

The lights change and he continues to sit right on my a**e. I'm feeling a little awkward and starting slowing down. Finally he gets the hint and pulls away. He's on a nice hybrid, wearing all the gear, including mirrored glasses - (making me look scruffy in jeans and no helmet, but I always wear gloves) and shoots off. Phew - I think, and plod away, glad that's over.

Unfortunatley he's unlucky with the lights at Jock's lodge and I catch him. I decide to sit well back, I really don't want anything to do with him, but it looks like he's taken offence at perceived slight, because now he slows down, trapping me behind him - I'm refusing to overtake, which seems to enrage him and he slams on his brakes - trying to cause me to crash into him.

Luckily I've left a bit of space and I go round him, though it's not long before he over takes me again, staring at me as he goes by, a look of pure malice on his face.

I can't believe my bad luck, when I catch up again at the next lights on London Road. He's stopped with his head twisted round, waiting for me.

I do something I hate doing, and go straight through the red light. I had a gut feeling he was about to blow a gasket, so I pulled away before he had a chance. Then I put my head down, it's only a few hundred yards to my work and I pull off the main road before he can catch up. Even then when he goes past, he's staring up the road at me.


Great! So as well as all the other hazards I've got to watch for on the road, I've now got a maniac cyclist to contend with. If things weren't tough enough already!

Sorry about the venting - I've been internalizing it all day and needed to let it out. B)
 

gaz

Cycle Camera TV
Location
South Croydon
unlucky with that situation. some people are just knobs, doesn't matter if they drive a bus/lorry/car/van or ride a bicycle. just keep on cycling B)
 

John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
He's just been told about drafting, probably.

I wouldn't worry too much. He'll either get bored of it, or figure he should be wheelsucking quicker folk.
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
gaz said:
unlucky with that situation. some people are just knobs, doesn't matter if they drive a bus/lorry/car/van or ride a bicycle. just keep on cycling :biggrin:

+1

The ideal way to deal with someone like that, I guess, would be to be supremely better than them and gradually with minimal visible effort, get up to a speed they couldn't keep up.... Preferably on a Dutch bike, in flip flops.
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
Hmmm complete twonker ! Odd behaviour - maybe he wanted a race.....

I saw two lads riding down the A34, going quite quick, one latched on the back of another....hmmm I thought, and just hammered it past and kept it going so said tailgater couldn't sit on me.

His behaviour is really odd, maybe he was hissed off you weren't towing him.
 

GrasB

Veteran
Location
Nr Cambridge
Sometime early year I had a roadie stick to my rear wheel with a little overlap, this is on my old racer, when he swore at me for tapping his front wheel when I steered around a patch of glass I saw red in a quiet, smouldering about to blow my top like a volcano way. At the next set of lights I dropped onto the lower chainring 44t, built up to my usual 20mph @ 90ppm. After getting settled down I shoulder checked for traffic hooked the top chainring (53t) at the same time stood on the peddles full sprinter style with almost no drop in cadence, then pinned it at 30mph for about 90s or so. The guy tried to keep with me but he'd lost the initiative when I swapped chainrings & was left trying to catch up to someone who was holding onto 30mph. By the time he caught up with me with the aid of a red light his mouth was in need of chemical cleaning judging by language emanating from it.
 

ComedyPilot

Secret Lemonade Drinker
OP

?????

You're riding, you spot someone behind, you slow down to let them past, they pass you, you catch them at lights, then they slow down to let/force you to take the lead, you get past and pull away (aided by a RLF) and they stare as you turn off?

????

50/50 there.

Certainly odd by them for sucking, and then not wanting to lead.

But equally odd for you to RLJ and wonder why they then look at you when you turn off.
 
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irontam

irontam

New Member
Location
Joppa
fossyant said:
His behaviour is really odd, maybe he was hissed off you weren't towing him.

Possibly... Just don't see the point on a cluttered road through town during rush hour.

Besides, had a couple of jars last night, chilled out and it occurred to me he's probably been on a forum somewhere bitching about a fat moron on a mountain bike who didn't know how to play the game. :whistle:
 
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irontam

irontam

New Member
Location
Joppa
Rigid Raider said:
Why didn't you just ask him what he was doing?

FFS, that's what I would have done!

Yeah, easily said - but it's half seven in the morning, on my way into work and suddenly i'm getting aggro for no reason. Call me a coward, but I didn't really have the time/appetite for a confrontation.

Just wanted to get into work and get the kettle on.
 
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