A new town

[Lee_M]

rename Leytonstone as Stabsville or Drugsdone

 

[Aperitif]

Rename Yorkshire as East Lancashire, 'appen as it'll stop all this nonsense. Or should that be rename Lancashire as West Yorkshire.

Who gives a toss, it's all a long way up the road.

It's all 'Outer Watford'

 

[ComedyPilot]

Coniston could be Campbell's End