A new version of the scam...

[400bhp]

Beloved friend,
Would you like to handle a Humanitarian work?

Yes

Do you have love, care and mind for supporting the poor and less privilege that are in need of help?

Yes

Can you help the widows and handicaps around you? If yes is your answer, Then you can assist me by keeping my vision alive

Yes, yes ohhhhhh yessss

 

[welsh dragon]

I would give to a local hospice, and to macmillan nurses as well.

 

[classic33]

@Spinney, when will you be sending the money?

 

[Spinney]

When I get it from Mr Page, may God bless him!

 

[Cycleops]

Not before he's got all your bank details from you!

When I get it from Mr Page, may God bless him!

 

[Roadrider48]

Some reading comprehension failures here...

That's all there was to say.

 

[classic33]

When I get it from Mr Page, may God bless him!

Got an old account number you can use if you feel like getting the money!!

 

[MrPie]

I would give to a local hospice, and to macmillan nurses as well.

What is a hospice?.........around a gallon and a half

 

[Globalti]

Agreed with Cycleops, the fake pastors operating all over Africa are the most shameless of the lot, whether they promote some wacky charismatic church or a "mainstream" church like the Catholics. The more I see of their antics the more my eyes are opened to the scale of the scam of organised religion in the so-called civilised world.

 

[classic33]

When I get it from Mr Page, may God bless him!

You offerred to help him yet then?

 

[ufkacbln]

One of my favourites from the Gilbert Murray "Vicar" replies was the greetings and signoffs....

Things like:
"May Jesus want you for a sunbeam"
"May the Great Prophet Noel cleanse you of your sins with His soap of forgiveness and His flannel of redemption."
"May the Good Lord impregnate you with the seed of his boundless love."
"May the Good Lord bless your shoes with a lasting shine."

 

[asterix]

On Charitable works, obviously!

Apply here....what would you do with your share of MY £3,200,000??
(If I were to give you some?)

OK, could be interesting.

I'm going to give each of you £10,000.
You have to spend it within a year (and not on things like paying off mortgages).
What would you spend it on if you had to:
a) spend it on charitable things, not yourself (and none of these charities to send rich folk's brats to Eton types of charity!)
b) spend it on yourself or your immediate family?

Discuss...

OK I'm in, shall I send you my bank details?

ps, Eton IS a charity. Obviously.

 

[classic33]

I say we beat @Spinney to the money, by replying before her.

 

[Spinney]

Go for it! Let me know when he's emptied your bank account...

 

[classic33]

No response yet! Have I been beaten to it?