A parcel arrived today

[TVC]

A parcel arrived this morning from Erwin Schrödinger. On Christmas day the children are going to be either delighted, or heartbroken.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

either way, it's been terribly delayed in the post.
claim compensation from royal mail

 

[Cheddar George]

..... or perhaps both.

< strokes chin and stares into middle distance >

 

[vernon]

I'm in two minds about getting a similar package for my wife.

No matter what the decision is or the outcomes are it will end in tears.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Open it now TVC - the longer you leave it ..............

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Open it now TVC - the longer you leave it ..............

.......The smellier it might get (or might not....)

 

[TVC]

.......The smellier it might get (or might not....)

Which reminds me:

 

[Andy_R]

Don't open it.......if it's dead the disappointment will be unbearable. If it's not dead, then there's a faceful of angry sharp pointyness waiting to be let out, and if it's neither then you're going to be very disappointed and in pain........

 

[biggs682]

i had a one arrive today and i opened it ...........................................

 

[Piemaster]

Don't open it.......if it's dead the disappointment will be unbearable. If it's not dead, then there's a faceful of angry sharp pointyness waiting to be let out, and if it's neither then you're going to be very disappointed and in pain........

but why is it a dog would actually be pleased to see you?

 

[Andy_R]

but why is it a dog would actually be pleased to see you?

because dogs are just generally nice.........think "Tim, nice, but dim"......