To the driver of the massive red BMW 4x4 on the club run today...
I'm so sorry I inconvenienced you by falling off in the road today after hitting that bit of broken curb on the main road.
So sorry that it was so bad that you had to repeatedly beep your horn for me to get out of your way as I dragged myself and my bike out of the carriageway.
Really apologise that it kept your progress back to the garden centre turning just 10m away from my crash.
Sorry about distracting you from the seed potatoes you were looking at after to discuss it as you weren't man enough to get out of your car for a chat as you passed leaning on your horn.
I'm so sorry I inconvenienced you by falling off in the road today after hitting that bit of broken curb on the main road.
So sorry that it was so bad that you had to repeatedly beep your horn for me to get out of your way as I dragged myself and my bike out of the carriageway.
Really apologise that it kept your progress back to the garden centre turning just 10m away from my crash.
Sorry about distracting you from the seed potatoes you were looking at after to discuss it as you weren't man enough to get out of your car for a chat as you passed leaning on your horn.